Doug over at I GET THAT A LOT emailed me this. He knows me so well.
I never believed there was a Gay Mafia until now, but obviously there IS a Gay Mafia and they are EXTREMELY powerful.
Why else would you able to purchase THIS at JC Penny's?!?
Doug said that this is "For the gay who has everything..."
Well, I don't have "everything" - - not by a long shot - - but this has definitely jumped to the top of my Christmas Wish List.
And when I get it, I will spend months in my apartment having My Personal Carol Channing Coll lip sync "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend," "Jazz Baby" and this Carol Channing number from THE DEAN MARTIN SHOW.
Dear Lord, I miss Variety Shows!