Tuesday, November 27, 2007

TMI Tuesday

A very sexually informative TMI Tuesday. Just the way I like 'em.

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?

Does "making love alone" count? No? Then, I have yet to achieve membership.

Not for lack of trying.

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?

Here's where I lose some of my "faint at heart" readers.

The most public place I've ever had sex was in a house. Under construction. In Wicker Park. About a block from North Avenue. On a Friday night. With several people walking by who definitely knew what we were up to.

How did they know what we were up to? Well, when you're naked, going at it "four ways to Tuesday" and there are, as yet, no walls on said house under construction, it's easy to see in.

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?

When my parents separated and I had to walk into my middle school and tell my friends why I had been out of school for two weeks.

I handed the separation and divorce like the adult that both my parents needed me to be at age 12, but having to tell everyone the truth about my less-than-ideal family life was embarrassing, humiliating and made me, for some reason, feel like a huge failure.

4. What kind of birth control do you use?

The kind where I don't have sex with vaginas.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?

Never in the snow or in the rain proper, but there was a dark afternoon storm going on outside the playroom of a well-versed leather man a few years ago.

You've never really experienced a great leather sex scene until there's rain pounding on the windows, lightening striking just down the block and thunder shaking you in places you didn't even know existed anatomically.

Bonus:Describe your flirting technique

My flirting technique? These days? You're reading it.


SlipOfAGirl said...

"four ways to Tuesday"... is that another meme? :P

That line about being the adult your parents needed you to be is so sad... I need a hug & a cookie now. How about you?

Nice to meet you & happy TMI :)

Stephen Rader said...

Slip of Girl - Great blog! Thanks for your comment. A hug and a cookie? Anytime! Happy TMI.

Anonymous said...

Great answer to #2. That sounds like fun. Your answer to #4 was pretty damn funny as well. It made me chuckle in any case. :) Happy TMI!

Gracie said...

"My flirting technique? These days? You're reading it."

T'would make an excellent t-shirt :p

Stephen Rader said...

Amorous Rocker - Trust me, #2 WAS fun. Try it. I know you'll like it. :)

Gracie - You're so right! I love that idea!

Shirley Heezgay! said...

your bc answer had me on the floor, and not in that rotf way, but full on ON THE FLOOR.

Polt said...

Hehehehe, nearly all your answers made me laugh out loud. You're my idol. :)


the joy said...

"The kind where I don't have sex with vaginas."

100% effective!

Great answers. Mine will be up tomorrow.

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - Thank you, sweetie. I'm just tellin' the truth!!! :)

Polt - Now, how can you be my idol if I'm your's? I know - - Mutual Admiration Society!!! That's us!!!

The Joy - It sure is! Looking forward to your answers!

dirk.mancuso said...

Love your bonus answer. (But something tells me that a fella as cute and witty as yourself gets his fair share of the gents looking his way...)

Stephen Rader said...

Dirk - Flattery will get you everything. :)

cb said...

My "public" places have been mostly confined to saunas at the gym. But there was that one time outdoors in broad daylight on the rim of the grand canyon...

Stephen Rader said...

cb - On the rim of the grand canyon?!? You are now my personal hero!

Bunny said...

Great answers - love the sex in a house with no walls! Your #3 made me sad though - wondering how my children will feel when my husband and I separate . . .

Happy TMI!

Stephen Rader said...

Bunny - As the child of divorced parents, I can say that it will always be with you, but it's much better than two people staying together if they don't love each other. Much better.

If you would like to talk about it, let me know.

Java said...

This is fun. I might have to do this TMI. Although my answer to #4 won't be nearly as funny.

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

LMFAO @ #4!

It seems we use the same flirting technique.

Stephen Rader said...

Java - You should do it. It's really interesting to read all the different responses people give to the questions. Let me know if you start TMI'ing. :)

Whim - We use the same flirting technique? How's it working out for you? Yeah. Same here.