A very sexually informative TMI Tuesday. Just the way I like 'em.
1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
Does "making love alone" count? No? Then, I have yet to achieve membership.
Not for lack of trying.
2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
Here's where I lose some of my "faint at heart" readers.
The most public place I've ever had sex was in a house. Under construction. In Wicker Park. About a block from North Avenue. On a Friday night. With several people walking by who definitely knew what we were up to.
How did they know what we were up to? Well, when you're naked, going at it "four ways to Tuesday" and there are, as yet, no walls on said house under construction, it's easy to see in.
3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
When my parents separated and I had to walk into my middle school and tell my friends why I had been out of school for two weeks.
I handed the separation and divorce like the adult that both my parents needed me to be at age 12, but having to tell everyone the truth about my less-than-ideal family life was embarrassing, humiliating and made me, for some reason, feel like a huge failure.
4. What kind of birth control do you use?
The kind where I don't have sex with vaginas.
5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
Never in the snow or in the rain proper, but there was a dark afternoon storm going on outside the playroom of a well-versed leather man a few years ago.
You've never really experienced a great leather sex scene until there's rain pounding on the windows, lightening striking just down the block and thunder shaking you in places you didn't even know existed anatomically.
Bonus:Describe your flirting technique
My flirting technique? These days? You're reading it.