Saturday, November 10, 2007

Someone Deserves A Cock-Punching For This

I just took this "Which Tabloid Star Are You Most Like" quiz, which was created by the same people who put together that suck-ass "Blog Readability" quiz.

Saying that my blog was written at High School Reading Level was unpleasant, but saying this...

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...well, Bugs Bunny said it best in so many of his cartoons...

"Of course, you realize, this means war!"

I'm "The Hoff." Sweet Jesus...

Ok, who's going to videotape me when I get as drunk as Foster Brooks, lay on the floor shirtless and eat a cheeseburger?

On the bright side, maybe I'll get cast in one of those new versions of KNIGHT RIDER. It could happen.

20 comments:

just me said...

I just don't see that happening. And I'm praying for you that it never does...lol. Now I h ave to take that test, dammit.

Shirley Heezgay! said...

I did both guy and girl.

54% Nicole Kidman
38% George Clooney.

100% Shirley Heezgay

roborange said...

I took the test as I girl. I could not answer the straight guy questions.

Stephen Rader said...

just me - Thank you for praying that I don't turn into The Hoff. I need all the help I can get! And let me know what Tabloid Star it gives you. :)

Shirley - Nicole Kidman AND George Clooney?!?!? I now officially am envious of you and HATE THIS TEST!!!

roborange - I should take the test as a girl, too. What did it give you? Hmmmm....?

Catty Bitch said...

You're not like D-Hass, I'm sure, and I don't even know you! *but that's a nasty something to say about anyone...

My god, you were active today for a quiet weekend when I needed you badly! Try spreading it out more, please...

Stephen Rader said...

catty bitch - Thanks for saying I'm nothing like The Hoff. It is quite a nasty thing to say.

And note taken with regards to the "spreading it out more." Trust me, it's been El Crapola of a weekend for me. I love it when no one calls and the phone never rings. For an entire 48 hours.

Enough of my pity party. Bring on the boys!

Eric said...

Look on the bright side...

a) he was considered quite a sex idol at his peak,

b) he got paid to "act" while surrounded by bathing suit-clad male and female hotties on the beach for YEARS,

c) the Germans LOVE him (and your voice is better than his anyways) and you know how HOT & kinnky most of those German men are...,

d)he's still employed in his waning years holding the fate of wannabe talents...

so see...it's not THAT bad! *wink*

Lance Noe said...

hehehehehehe


I'M GEORGE CLOONEY!

Anonymous said...

38% Johnny Depp....is that good?

Michael Pacas

When are we having lunch, b*tch?

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - You had me and HOT and kinky Germans. :)

Lance - You're Clooney & I'm The Hoff. Oh, there is SO going to be a cock-punching for the person that did this to me!!!

Michael - Lunch with Johnny Depp? I'm so there!!!

khbronson said...

Hmmmm....I'm 54% Nicole Kidman. I'm not altogether sure I like that! :)

Stephen Rader said...

Karen - Nicole Kidman versus The Hoff?!?! Please. You win this competition. :)

Eric said...

sorry stephen...

38% depp
38% kidman

but i HAVE found your next role....
http://www.themusicaltwist.com

xo
e

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - Am I the only schmuck ends up as The Hoff? How sad and pathetic can I get?

And thanks for sending the the site to TWIST. Alex was telling me about this on the phone last week. Looks wild.

Now, which role will I be playing? Twist, right? Just like the hunky, shirtless guy on the main page of the site. Cause I'm hunky, right? And 25, right? Come on, Eric, work with me here!!!! :)

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

I am so sorry Stephen. You are far classier than he is.

I got: You are 46% like Nicole Kidman!

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - I am the only Hoff in a world full of Depps and Kidmans and Clooneys.

Well, at least I'm world famous in Germany. :)

Kristie said...

The is being horrible to you.

Mine said I was 77% Nicole Kidman

Stephen Rader said...

Kristie - Well, of course you're 77% Nicole Kidman - - you're friggin' HOT!!

From here on in, I'm going to assume this quiz is saying that I look sexy in red swimming trunks and leave it at that.

Eric said...

Of COURSE TWIST! It's a selfish pleasure of mine to just sit in the audience laughing my head off as Alex gropes you and keeps the riding crop warm and limber...

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - You AND Alex would be laughing your heads off if she had to grope me on stage. And I would be standing there, wearing nothing but my "FOR RENT" jockstrap with a lock on my face that says, "What's so damn funny?!?" :)