BOYS IN CAPS
I know what you're thinking. But trust me, look up from his crotch. See? He's wearing a cap.
I didn't notice it the first 27 times I looked at this picture either.
I got nothing. No quippy comment. No smart-assed remark. He's. Friggin'. Hot.
So natural. Just two guys, hangin' out... with their butts... hangin' out...
Is that a map of Texas on the left cheek of the guy on the right? God, I love the rednecks.
I wish he would turn around so we can see if everything really is bigger in Texas.
DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT
We don't see the alcohol, but we know it's there. Why else would there be a guy wearing bubble-wrap shorts and junk in a Super Gulp cup?
Now, do you understand why I buy that size of Diet Coke every day? In case this dude stops by apartment, he's got to have something to wear.