And nearly every morning, some jackass makes a comment about how big it is.
My favorite so far was the woman who said...
"Never drink anything bigger than your head."
But after today's comment from some random homo in the elevator with me, I've decided upon the response I will give to anyone who thinks I give a flying fuck about their opinion of my drinking habits.
From now on, when someone says, "Wow, that's a really big soda," I will reply...
"You think this is big, you should see my cock."
That'll shut 'em up. Or get me a date. Either way, I win.