I just found this on AOL News.
Why was I browsing through AOL News? I enjoy slumming.
One look at an assortment of my tricks over the past few years is proof of that.
And speaking of bad hook-ups, check out what marrying Tom Cruise has done to Katie Holmes' hair.
Where did she get her inspiration for this hair doo? Britney's first wig?
Katie looks the after birth from a Donna Mills and Liza Minnelli fuck session in the scissor position. She looks awful.
Which proves one of two things.
1) Tom Cruise really IS straight, because no gay man would EVER let their beard go out in public looking like that, or...
2) Tom Cruise is that horror of horrors: A gay man with really bad taste.
I'm going with #2.