Tuesday, November 27, 2007

My New Imaginary Boyfriend

Look what RobOrange over at Seduced by the New... just sent me.

I love it when new friends know me so well that they can pick out a New Imaginary Boyfriend for me with such ease.

Looking at this boy, I feel just like Julie Brown.

You know, "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid!"

Wouldn't it be great if Mr. Abs here didn't speak? He just grunted. A lot.

6 comments:

Mark in DE said...

Good lord, can this guy be for real? Please make me feel better and say this photo's been airbrushed or something. Ah, youth... too bad we're too self-concious to enjoy it.

Mark :-)

Stephen R. said...

Mark - If this photo hasn't been airbrushed, I'm sure he's eaten by now and the look is gone.

One slice of pizza and those abs are ancient history. :)

Donnie said...

Jesus H, that is nice. I would never even consider saying no to him.

Stephen R. said...

Donnie - How in the Hell could anyone - - man, woman, gay, straight or "other" - - say no to him? It would be impossible!

RobOrange said...

Skimming through a DC periodical years ago there was an ad
that read "farmhand - fresh off the farm, dumb as a box of rocks and playful as a puppy" - it was an escort or masseuse. No, I wasn't looking for one, but it stood out in that very small text amidst all the other ads for some reason. :-P

Stephen R. said...

roborange - Truth in advertising pays off! :)