Saturday, November 24, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #19

I didn't realize just how perfect Week #18's Caption Contest Picture was until I was stuffed with Thanksgiving turkey and dressing and Corn Pie, but the image of this woman, her baby-to-be, her knife and her cigarette kept flashing back in my mind during my food coma. She's brilliant!

And so were all of the captions y'all submitted! Brilliant, hysterical and cut-to-the-bone funny, but it was CB - - the author of one of my all-time favorite blogs (and blog names) The Mangina Monoluges - - who provided this winning caption...

"Thay say 'Virginia Slims', but thay ain't a-workin'."

How many times have I heard someone in my family say THAT?!? Way too many times to count!!!

It reminds me of my mother always buying the Girl Scout "Thin Mints" because, as she says...

"Thin Mints. Them are the diet cookies, ain't they?"

Yeah...

Back to gratuitous man candy for Week #19's Caption Contest Picture...


Why, oh why, did I not join the wrestling team in high school?

Come to think of it, if this is what guys did on the wrestling team, why was I called a Chorus Fag?

Sure, I sang showtunes, but I never cupped another guy's balls.

Well, not in the middle of a concert, anyway...

Give 'em a caption, y'all. Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday.

35 comments:

Dana said...

(in Transylvanian accent) "I rub the Magical Spandex Ass, and the vision I see is..."

Aaron said...

"I can't decide between the sage and the oyster stuffing..."

Thomas MacEntee said...

The argument over "What would Jesus do?" turns ugly.

Thomas MacEntee said...

The crowd was silently proud of Dan's accomplishment. Normally, he needed both hands and a flashlight.

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - What? What do you see?!? TELL ME!!! :) Excellent caption!

Aaron - Oh, you're good. Dirty boy. Hope rehearsals are going well.

Thomas - Both are hysterical!! Both hands and a flashlight. Love it!

khbronson said...

"Ok, now the instructions say: Hand A goes into Slot B and Head C goes on Post D"

Shirley Heezgay! said...

"Somebody call 9-1-1!! LB took too many Fat Trappers at lunch!"

Eric said...

Now...turn your head and swallow....Good...Good...Now you do me!

Eric said...

QUICK! someone light a match! I've got it trapped!

Stephen Rader said...

Karen - Wrestling Boys by IKEA!!! I love it!!!

Shirley Heezgay - Love it!!! LOVE IT!!!!

Eric - Both are brilliant! As always. But I gotta say that the "I've got it trapped" line is INSPIRED!!! I don't think you're a comic book fanboy like me, but if you are, have you read THE BOYS? If not, remind me to tell you about one of the issues from the original WILDSTORM run. It was, indeed, wild. :)

Lance Noe said...

1. Brandon continues his FREE aftEr school lessons in "college rules wrestling!"

2. "This move is called the 40 year old man at the doctor."

3. Ok class, if he calls himself 'versitle' all you have to do to prove that theory wrong is...."

4. Coach: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Boy: We were playing twister and just fell down this way.

P.S. ERIC the "trapped" comment is BRILL! I SCARED MY CO WORKERS WITH LAUGHTER!

Eric said...

Chris I told you to take out the plug before the match. Now everyone will know we are gay.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - I love you and ALL of your captions! The 40 year old man is cutting a little close to home for me, and the versatile line is GENIUS! I love it!

Eric - How many times has THAT happened in a high school gym? SO many times. :)

Eric said...

I think you need to shave a bit closer. I've gotten a bit of "whisker" burn.

ATwistedThought said...

He's got the hole world in his hands

Thomas MacEntee said...

He had the whole hand in his world.

Eric said...

i think there is another eric ...hmmmm

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - You are the funniest man in this city. Period!

A Twisted Thought - Okay, that is brilliant! Picking a winner this week is going to be EXTREMELY hard!

Thomas - You ain't right. And I love it.

Mark in DE said...

No, I wasn't kidding when I told you one more sulfur fart from you and I'd put a cork in it!

Mark :-)

Stephen Rader said...

Mark - Yes! Love it Mark!! LOVE IT!!

Dana said...

"Are you sure this is what I gotta do to be Stephen Rader's new Imaginary Boyfriend?"

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - And the answer is, "Yes! Now, just inhale and smile, boy!" :)

ATwistedThought said...

the ass scoop maneuver weakened his opponant and they fell into a hot 69

Stephen Rader said...

A Twisted Thought - I really want to try the scoop maneuver. Now, where did I put my singlet? :)

ATwistedThought said...

Diggin For Gold

Stephen Rader said...

A Twisted Thought - Gives new meaning to the Dean Martin Gold Diggers, doesn't it? :)

cb said...

Let's just see if that gerbil can get out NOW!

Stephen Rader said...

cb - With the hand and that butt plug he's got in there, that gerbil ain't goin' NOWHERE!! :)

Dana said...

"I coulda sworn you're not supposed to have prostate exams til you're 40. And are you sure you're qualified?"
"Of course I am. Now shut up, I'm working here."

ATwistedThought said...

FUTURE FISTER FRANK

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - If only it were that easy to cop a feel on a wrestler. Oy...

A Twisted Thought - I THOUGHT he looked familiar. :)

McCool said...

*singing*
...workin' five to nine....what a way to fake a rimmin'...barely gettin' fly...it's all spankin' and no grinnin'....

Stephen Rader said...

McCool - I LOVE those lyrics! Finish the song, baby! I'll go to Stetzel's open mic and freak the whole crowd OUT!!!

Rob Dorn said...

caption: “cover your mouth when you cough!”

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Okay, I don't know if you've given up on Captions...but I just had to throw this one in...


" You put your right fist in, you put your right fist out, you put your right---Hey! Relax already! This is how you play!"