And if not, it will definitely give you something other than "visions of sugar plums" to dance in your head during your dreams.
Here's this week's...
BOYS IN CAPS
If this is what awaited you at the laundromat, doing laundry wouldn't be such a chore, now would it?
I was going to say something about this dirty boy trying to get clean, but just look at the way he's holding that "Xtra" between his legs. He's letting you know "what lies beneath," so I like this dirty boy just the way he is.
Sure, this guy isn't a "sagger" in the sk8ter boi sense of the word, but who really gives a damn?
Check out the guns and the hairy chest. Think he'd get into a scene where I played Jean Grey and he played Wolverine and I used my mind control to...
...I'm sorry... I'm back now... Isn't it scary when the horny side of me and the geek side of me combine? If you find it exciting and not frightening, CALL ME!
Other than the exposed ass on Lifeguard boy, this is one bizarro picture.
For instance, check out Doogie Howser with the paddle looking more like he wants to lick this guy's butt instead of paddle it. At least ATTEMPT to hide your homo lust while paddling the pledge, dude!
Or guy in the jacket with reflective stripes taking a picture of the mooner boy's junk. 'Atta girl!
But the best is the sign in the back. "Deaf Person Area" If that's a straight person's attempt at kitschy indoor decor, they failed miserably. And if this is actually a fraternity for the deaf, those motherfuckers know how to party! Why didn't I learn sign language?
And last but never least...
DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT
Today's youth. They just put it right out there, don't they? God bless 'em.