Saturday, November 17, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #18

Tons of brilliant responses again this week, but I had to go with a frequent winner of ARE YOU THERE, BLOG?'s My Favorite Caption Contest for this week's winning caption.

Because Eric once again created comic gold out of the plain and simple truth...
"His picture looked better online, but he has a huge cock."

Why are all the guys with huge cocks always bottoms? And if you have a huge cock and you're not a bottom, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME?!?

Brilliant caption, Eric. As always.

Now, onto the picture for this week's Caption Contest. It's a little bit different than the soft core gay porn that I usually have for the contest, but this picture just spoke to me... on so many levels.

Y'all, she's pregnant, she's smoking and she's wielding a large knife with that look on her face that's half MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN and half Glenn Close screaming, "I'm not going to be IGNORED, Dan" from FATAL ATTRACTION.

And no, this not a picture of one of my relatives. Sure, it COULD BE one of my distant cousins, but I don't think that it is.

So, give the girl a caption. I'll give this one about a week for submissions.

Hope everyone is having a great weekend. I'm going to go get pregnant, smoke and eat cake.

25 comments:

ATwistedThought said...

I'm happy because I heard if you smoke while pregnant the baby will be smaller and not hurt so much coming out.

Stephen Rader said...

A Twisted Thought - Ok, that is truly twisted. Which means, of course, that I love it.

Thomas MacEntee said...

Alive with pleasure!

Thomas MacEntee said...

Welcome to Flavor Country! Population: 1.5

Shirley Heezgay! said...

Brit's baby shower was going well until she found out the cake had buttercream frosting.

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas - Brilliant captions. "1.5" Ain't it the truth.

Shirley Heezgay - Okay, THAT is hilarious! She looks like a "Brit," doesn't she? Or the "Brit," actually.

Dana said...

I am so glad Papaw had the idea for just one birthday cake. Baking 15 birthday cakes at one time is hard work!

Renee said...

Take the goddamn picture already. Little mama needs a beer. Oh what the hell, make it a coke and Jack - mostly Jack.

Thomas MacEntee said...

Hey hon, hold my Marlboro will 'ya? I need a beer - the baby's hungry.

Thomas MacEntee said...

OMG! A Sweet Sixteen party and a baby shower all in one day! Thank you Uncle Daddy!

UprightGuy said...

Good Lord Lurlene, Don't be stupid. I've smoked thru all my pregnencies since the 7th grade. Want some cake?

Shirley Heezgay! said...

OH HELL..."Lurlene" that's funny!

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - You know that any caption with the word "Papaw" in it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. Like the white trash schoolgirl that I am!! Great caption!!

Renee - I love your caption, love "Little mama" and officially love you! Perfect!!

Thomas - "the baby's hungry" So wrong, it's RIGHT!!! "Uncle Daddy" hits so close to home for me that I am peeing with laughter.

uprightguy - Ok, I have a good friend who's drag name is Lurlene and he is going to PEE when he reads this!! Love it! And Shirley Heezgay agrees with me.

Thomas MacEntee said...

Hey, y'all, Kobe Bryant's check just cleared! Cake fer everyone!

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas - You are wicked and I adore you!! You KNOW that's a sentence that's been said WAY too many times!!!

Thomas MacEntee said...

"The shitty trailer. The dull knife. The Precious Moments cake decorations. I'll get my revenge and it won't be pretty." Martha Stewart: Not Without My Salad Shooter next, on Lifetime.

cb said...

Low birth weight? Hell, I'm fixin' to cut out this belly fruit right now!

cb said...

Thay say 'Virginia Slims', but thay ain't a-workin'.

Eric said...

mamma said the baby would have daddy's eyes...

Thomas MacEntee said...

"You've come a long way, baby!"

Thanks cb for the inspiration.

ayem8y said...

Following Pippi Longstocking's fizzled film career she found herself 17, unemployed and pregnant. To cheer Pippi up, the neighbors Tommy (the baby daddy) and Annika, threw a surprise birthday party at Villa Villekulla attended by Mr. Nilsson, her monkey and Old Man, her horse. Adding to the merrymaking, Captain Longstocking washed ashore from a South Sea island with a keg of rum and a carton of cigarettes.

Stephen Rader said...

Thomas - OOOOooo, yes! Please say that Cybil Shepard will be playing Martha once again! Please!!

cb - Natural Childbirth: Redneck Edition! Perfect! :)

cb - Ok, that made me guffaw! That's damn funny because it's SO what someone in my family would say. Like my mother always buying the Girl Scout "Thin Mints" because they were "the diet cookie." Yeah...

Eric - Yet another brilliant caption of your's where the humor oozes out of the truth! You're a funny man.

Thomas - Love it. And a small change in the punctuation could alter the scene in a huge way. For example, "You've come a long way... BABY!" Her water breaks, she drops the knife, they put down newspapers and, as Joan Rivers used to say, "Poof! Look who's here on a leash! I'll call you Spot!"

ayem8y - It's just a caption - - it's an adventure! And I love it! You're friggin' brilliant!

Mark in DE said...

Caption: "I'm warning you... if one of you even gets CLOSE to me with that bonnet made from a paper plate and gift bows, so help me God I will slice this baby right off the front of me!"

Mark

Thomas MacEntee said...

Next on Fox: When the Holy Spirit gets the Wrong Address

Stephen Rader said...

Mark in DE - Bring up those damn paper plate & bow bonnets that they always make at showers is brilliant! Friggin' funny caption!

Thomas - That caption is hilarious and strangely can be used for SO many things!! I love it!