Tons of brilliant responses again this week, but I had to go with a frequent winner of ARE YOU THERE, BLOG?'s My Favorite Caption Contest for this week's winning caption.
Because Eric once again created comic gold out of the plain and simple truth...
Why are all the guys with huge cocks always bottoms? And if you have a huge cock and you're not a bottom, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME?!?
Brilliant caption, Eric. As always.
Now, onto the picture for this week's Caption Contest. It's a little bit different than the soft core gay porn that I usually have for the contest, but this picture just spoke to me... on so many levels.
Y'all, she's pregnant, she's smoking and she's wielding a large knife with that look on her face that's half MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN and half Glenn Close screaming, "I'm not going to be IGNORED, Dan" from FATAL ATTRACTION.
And no, this not a picture of one of my relatives. Sure, it COULD BE one of my distant cousins, but I don't think that it is.
So, give the girl a caption. I'll give this one about a week for submissions.
Hope everyone is having a great weekend. I'm going to go get pregnant, smoke and eat cake.