It's a "
day of the show, y'all"
TMI Tuedsay.
1. Which one turns you on more Ink or piercing? Why?I have to say Ink.
Something about it still says "
dangerous" to me. Even though truly dangerous people like Dubya or Cheney don't have any ink - -
at least not any we can see with their clothes on and I really don't want to think about what they look like with their clothes off - - there's something about someone with a tattoo that brings out the "
I'm a good girl dating a bad boy" fantasy in me.
Makes me want to slap on a bouffant wig, jump into a poodle skirt and sing "
He's a Rebel" or "
Leader of the Pack."
Actually, seeing a man with a tattoo just makes me want to go up and lick it, but singing a good 60's girl group song is a strong second.
2. What ink do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?I don't have any Ink current. I want to get a tat, but I just haven't made up my mind precisely what I want and where I want it.
Also, I know me and when I get my first tattoo, it will be followed up quickly by 50 more.
I tend to go all out with certain things.I've thought about getting a few black bands tattooed around my right forearm. Or I've thought of a series of black stars on my chest.
Or a cool, black Batman symbol on my lower back just over my ass. Sort of a
Bat-Tramp Stamp, if you will.
The one fun tat I've thought about getting is a Robin "
R" on my left pec, right where Robin's "
R" is on his costume. Sort of like this boy's tattoo, but on the other side and replace the Superman symbol with the Robin "
R".
When you take my fetish for Robin and combine it with my last name, it makes sense. A geeky, comic book loser sort of sense,
but still...
P.S. That Superboy is hot.
3. What piercing do you have? If none, what would you get and and where?I used to have my right eyebrow pierced with a simple hoop, but I looked at it one day after I had had it for about a year and said to myself, "
You look ridiculous," and that was that.
4. Any other adornments you like to do for your lover or have them do for you?Hang anything anywhere you want on me, yourself or any number of people, places or things. Whatever makes your bacon crisp, I'm all for it.
5. Of all of the above is there anything that is an immediate Turn-Off?Insulting me or someone else about what they like sexually.
A few years ago, I ran into a guy who I see every so often and at each meeting, we always go on a few dates and realize that we're just not right for each other. But something always makes us forget that the next time we run into each other and the pattern starts all over again.
On this particular date, we went back to my place and in my bedroom - -
after months of therapy with my therapist trying to convince me that I should say what I want in bed, no matter how kinky - - I opened on of my drawers and pulled out a bottle of poppers.
Now, on my kinky scale - -
with 1 being vanilla and 10 being "He put the bowling ball where?!?" - - poppers are at about a negative 2. I mean, it's so nothing when compared to half the things I've done and the public places I've done them in.
But when I asked this man if he was into poppers, his response as he laid in my bed was...
"Poppers? What kind of 70's freak are you?"
To quote a lyric from
The Light in the Piazza, "
Thank you. We're done here. Not much to say" after that.
Bonus (as in optional): If money/work place rules/your life/whatever were not an issue, what ALL would you do to your body in the name of sexual or just general adornment?I don't think I hold myself back from tats or piercings because of rules or money or societal pressure. I just can't make up my friggin' mind!!!
My buddy Kevin at The Lisp knows how to make an overly stressed, over-worked, bald homo-fanboy feel better..
Like any other well-raised, Southern boy who learned about sex by taking a night class taught by his cousin behind the barn, I have a HUGE sexual attraction to anything that my parents told me I couldn't do because it was "trashy."
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I've always loved the French. 
