Monday, January 07, 2008

Some Kinky, Tights-Wearin' Bitches

My buddy Steve Hobson just emailed me this picture along with just two words...
"um... awesome."

I can just hear Batman's inner monologue as the beast "goes limp" between his legs...

"That reminds me, I've got to call Selina when I get back to the cave."

He could have simply knocked out the tiger with some Bat-Sleeping Gas, but that wouldn't have been as much fun as straddling him into submission. You see, Batman's a kinky bitch.

And he's not alone. There's that time Robin whored himself out to that gargoyle...

"Now, everything except the gloves, the mask and the booties...
Ooo... Boy Wonder, indeed."


Or the time that Superman forced Jimmy Olsen to strip in front of Lois...

"See Lois? The carpet does match the curtains."

And who can forget all those watersports parties in the Batcave...

"Good job, Robin. Very hot.
Now, it's your turn in the tub. Open wide."


Seduction of the Innocent. You gotta love it.

5 comments:

Aaron said...

Mmmm...too bad Jimmy Olsen's like 18 years old. I LOVE me some redheads!

And I'd LOVE to see what the "creep" made Boy Wonder do next...

Project Christopher said...

OK... are these REAL? Holy Homo Batman! Either the artists were really rockin' themselves or we (like Southern Baptists) can find something lewd in anything!
I'd let the current Batman hump me into submission... again.... teehee

Michael said...

I.....just.....don't know....what to say.......

cb said...

I like the one of Robin stripping. I sort of have a thing for 'robin masks'

Stephen Rader said...

aaron - I've love to MAKE the Boy Wonder strip myself. Because I am a perv for the 2-dimensional Robin. Oy...

chris - These are real. Now, do you understand my comic book obsession?

michael - Breathe, baby. Then picture Robin naked. It's nice, huh? :)

cb - You and me both! I have a thing for Robin anything!