Doug from I Get That a Lot asked me if I received Carol Channing for Christmas.
Carol Channing the ventriloquist doll, not the real Carol Channing. What would I do with the real Carol Channing? Dress up like Ethel Merman and recreate The Love Boat Follies?
Yes, that's EXACTLY what I would do! But who would play Della Reese and Ann Miller? Not to mention, where would we find a wig teased high enough to look like Ann Miller's hair?
Unfortunately (or fortunately), I received neither Carol Channing nor the "Put your hand up my ass and you can make my mouth move" version of Carol Channing.
Put your hand up MY ass and you can make me see Jesus, but I digress...
Still, I'm not crying over not receiving my Kitty Carryall Carol Channing. That's SO the top of LAST month's Wish List.
Look at who's on top of THIS month's Wish List. Emphasis on "top."
This is Jack Krauser. I found this 12-inch version of him over at Sideshow Collectibles.
They call this figure "Jack Krauser (Transformed)." I call it "Daddy."
From what I gather, Jack - - with his sexy, red striped face, his mutated left arm (wtf?) and his chest and abs so defined that I'm sure he has a catchphrase like "Get me a Band-Aid cause I'm CUT!" or something - - is a character from Resident Evil 4.
Now, I wouldn't know Resident Evil 4 from a hole in my ass - - so many "ass" references in this post... "The lady doth need to get rode hard and put up wet, methinks" - - but apparently, the home gaming world has advanced quite a bit since my Atari 2600 days.
I mean, I never got a woody playing Pitfall.
Well, that one time, but that's because my cousin... nevermind... it's a Southern thing...