Here is it - - the best George Abbott story ever! Told by the woman I hope to (and probably will) someday become - - Elaine Stritch.
This one goes out to MK over at Side Effects Include What Now. Hope you had a wonderful birthday yesterday!
A gay actor / director / fundraiser / cabaret singer / lesbian-esque guitar player from the hills of East Tennessee, living in Chicago and looking for... wait... what is it I'm looking for again?