Sunday, January 27, 2008

Katie Ain't Got Nothin' on Jeff

To prove that my brother is funnier than I am, cooler than I am and, yes indeed, gay, here is the text message I received from him today concerning today's marathon...

"My worst time I have ever done.

"Threw up twice and had awful cramps but I finished!

"At least I beat Katie Holmes' time.

"Headed to the jacuzzi."

'Atta girl!

6 comments:

Blockade Boy said...

So, did Tom dye his hair to match the kid's or did he dye the kid's hair to match his..? ('Cause I'm not sure I even buy the "turkey baster" theory.)

Also, your brother's a comedy wizard! Great stuff!

cb said...

The only reason Tom's hair is that bad is so that Suri looks more like his kid and less like L. Ron Hubbards...

Aaron said...

Congratulations to Jeff on finishing the marathon!

Aaron said...

Oh, and what's the matter with Suri? She's a cute baby, but her eyes always look like "there's nobody home," if you catch my drift. I guess kids take after their parents earlier and earlier.

Or else, maybe she's really The Bad Dianetics Seed. She'll be bludgeoning cultmates' children to death for medals and setting fire to John Travolta on his bed of excelsior...

Stephen Rader said...

blockade boy - Yep, my brother, my mother AND my father were all voted "Wittiest" in the respective senior classes. What was I voted? "Most Studious." Yeah...

cb - Maybe Tom and L. Ron were lovers? Now, THAT'S a rumor worth starting!!

aaron - Yep! I'm so proud of him. I couldn't do that if I were in a cab!!!

And by the way, you need to sit down right now and write "The Bad Dianetics Seed." That's a late night Chicago play if I ever heard of one!!

Aaron said...

It'll have to be a one-act--I don't have any creative energy left...! Perhaps I'll have to call you in to collaborate...