Monday, January 14, 2008

Sheri Shepherd Explains It All For You!

Sheri Shepherd has done it again.

On today's episode of THE VIEW, Sheri mentioned that she attended The Stellar Awards this past weekend, which are, as Sheri described them, "the black Grammy's for the gospel artists."

Then, she said the following...

"There's a picture of me with Shirley Caesar who's like the black Patti LaBelle."

Yep, she called this Shirley Cassar woman "the BLACK Patti LaBelle."

So, if you're keeping track of "The World According to Sheri" at home: the world is flat, nothing & I mean NOTHING came before Christianity, and last, but certainly not least...

Patti LaBelle is white.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Star Jones.

12 comments:

jer said...

no fair. you beat me.

jer said...

no fair. you beat me to it.

Aaron said...

I keep missing Star Jones, too.

I MUST learn to aim my car better--heyoooooh!

But seriously...

I think Sheri Shepherd only exists to make Paris Hilton feel like a Mensa.

Cosmic Flurk said...

Token crazy person?

philip said...

Patti LaBelle is rolling in her grave.
So apparantly, she's not only white. She's dead.

David said...

Like, did they interview this moron before getting the gig and realize that she was so stupid that they KNEW they would get tons of press, and people would blog about her? Who the hell is Sherri Shepherd anyway?

Mark in DE said...

Keep goin Stephen, and Sherri will have her OWN show!

Mark :-)

the joy said...

God. She is so stupid.


I really hope she decides not to renew her contract. If it weren't for whoppi, I'm sure mainstream America would think all black women were that stupid.

Stephen Rader said...

jer - Were you as dumbfounded as I was when you heard that come out of her mouth? That girl ain't right.

aaron - Amen! As Joan Rivers used to say, "She's so stupid, she studies for her Pap test."

cosmic flurk - That's it. I think that's it.

philip - I'll be sure to tell Patti both the white thing and the dead thing when I go to her next concert. I wonder how she'll take it. :)

david - She was on a sitcom or something for awhile. I didn't know her at all until she started sitting in as a guest host during the Rosie VIEW days. She ain't a very bright bulb, is she?

mark - Touche. Stupid = Power. Look who's running our friggin' country.

the joy - Whoopi is wonderful on THE VIEW. I wish she was would shake things up more than she does, but she definitely knows when to lay back, when to step in and when to say, "Excuse me, I was talking. Please don't interrupt me." That is something that THE VIEW has needed for a long, long time.

Project Christopher said...

OH my God....
First I have to admit that I don't watch The View. And I honestly didn't know who Sheri Shepherd was. I read your blog then thought "stupid woman" Then I saw the comment from The Joy on here and did that head shaking cartoon movement when they realize something huge! Sheri is BLACK? There are things that Gay boys just HAVE to know or they take away our G.A.Y. card. Isn't knowing SOMETHING about Patti LaBelle pretty high up for African American's? Hell, this white boy owns her cookbook! How sad....
Now another funny thing... I went to Sheri's website (yes, to confirm she was black) and there's an ad for her live DVD... it says "Widescreen".... sorry, former fat boy here, have to appreciate a bad ironic fat jab. :)

the joy said...

Ps, I will say she had my favorite line ever on friends: "my name's rhonda, and these (grabs her breasts) aren't real!!" but that was like 10 years ago, and she's only cool when someone else gives her the words.

the joy said...

Ps, I will say she had my favorite line ever on friends: "my name's rhonda, and these (grabs her breasts) aren't real!!" but that was like 10 years ago, and she's only cool when someone else gives her the words.