"Oh (Bat)man, I Love Him So..."

This Valentine's Day, I would like to celebrate by acknowledging one of the greatest couples in all of comicdom...

Batman and Robin.

You may wonder if Batman and Robin are really "sliding down their Batpoles" or if they're just sliding down their Batpoles.

I think this panel will clear that right up for you...

How does this Dynamic Duo keep the magic going after all these years? Well, they sleep together...

They have a really hot play space with that cave under Wayne Manor...

And fetish gear? They have ALL SORTS of fetish gear...

Oh yes, and they LOVE public sex. 

Any time, all the time...

Sure, Robin might "sample the goods" from other guys every once in awhile (as you can see from Robin diving into this guy's ass... 'Atta girl...), but they mainly keep it in the Batman Family.

Speaking of the Batman Family, is the new Batgirl okay with the love between the Dark Knight and the Boy Wonder?

As long as she can watch, baby. As long as she can watch.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.