Monday, February 02, 2009

"Watch It Wiggle, See It Jiggle..."

A little update on the 10 seconds of porn that interrupted last night's Super Bowl for Comcast customers in Tucson...

Well, actually... there's nothing "little" about it...

The 10 seconds was from a scene in the motion picture, "18 'n' Up Wet Poons." 

I'm honestly am not 100% sure what a "poon" is, but I'm hoping that there is a Katharine Hepburn impersonator in the film, watching a couple having sex and shouting, "The poons! The poons!"

The Super Bowl scene, however, shows a woman trying to get a man's cock out of his pants, and when she can't, he stands up, takes his cock out and waves it back and forth in front of her face.

And the 9.5 or 10 inches of cock being waved to and fro belong to this man, Evan Stone.



In the photo above, I believe Mr. Stone is promoting the adult feature film, Pirates.

Why does Mr. Stone look so silly? Well, to quote one fan, "Evan Stone is like the Patrick Warburton of porn."

And apparently, that's a good thing.

My hardcore love of Jeff Stryker doesn't seem so ridiculous now, does it?

P.S. You can watch a video of the porn interruption here

I trust that, since it's porn you're clicking on, you don't need me to type "NSFW," right? Cause this is SO NSFW!

9 comments:

Shirley! said...

Kinda puts Janet's nipple into perspective, don't it?

Anonymous said...

I think "poon" would be slang for Oprah's Va-Jay-Jay...

Kevin said...

Yeah I saw that earlier ... while impressive in size, there was NOTHING arousing about that clip.

Project Christopher said...

why, oh why, do men (do only straight me do this?) flap their wankies back and forth like that? Are we a metronome on crack? Was hoping for more, but he must be the pirate of piss ants... get it...?

Sean said...

Thanks for the wic link to Jeff, it was really interesting.
He's one of my favorites too, although my #1 is Matt Ramsey later to be know as Peter North. The man gives as good as he gets and shots like a fire hose,

Mike Ellis, The Jolly Reprobate said...

"the Patrick Warburton of porn" What does that mean? I know Warburton is everywhere, but consider the characters he's played! He was The Tick, a man named for a blood-sucking parasite. A guy called Puddy, which says bad things about his sex life. And a cop paralyzed from the waist down.

I don't think being "the Patrick Warburton of Porn" is meant as a compliment.

yellowdog granny said...

poon? short for poontang?...which is a nick name for vagina. I'm old..I know these things

cb said...

Mmmmmm, patrick Warburton with 10 inches...

Mark in DE said...

How did I not hear about this? Somebody at the Tucon TV station has SOOOO lost their job.