Fratboy Friday

BOYS IN CAPS

"The boy on the right is a flight attendant. It was his first flight to Hawaii. They told him, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' 

"He got confused, the boy on the left got lucky, and they now live on Maui."

(Stolen from the best. Modified by me.)

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SAGGERS

I remember when Ezekiel was primarily known as a chapter in the Bible.

Now, it's a line of clothing.

Well, the word "Madonna" used to make people think only of the Mother of our Lord, not a

"past-her-prime, vocally-challenged pop star with scary arms" like we do now. 

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MOONERS

'Atta girl...

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DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT

This is your brain on alcohol.

And this is a mint green t-shirt on your penis.

Any questions?

If any of my high school classmates read this, please look at this dude's mint green high tops. 

The black Reebox Ex-O-Fits that I wore senior year don't seem so faggy now, do they?