I don't know who you are...
...other than "Peter S." and "Ashley"...
...but just who the fuck do you THINK you are?!?
Defacing a Chicago landmark.
Scratching your pathetic names into Cloud Gate, or as we Chicagoans nicknamed it, "The Bean."
There's probably no way to find out who you are, but if, through some miracle of modern police work, they find you, I would like 5 minutes alone with you in a room.
So that I can kick your fat ass to the ground and then carve MY name into it!