With our nation's economy sinking deeper and deeper into The Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo...
...and with Congress fiddling about Obama's stimulus package while the money in our wallets burns away...
...we all need an escape. We need some fun.
We need rock and roll. We need the glamour of "Old Hollywood." We need The Joans!
Tomorrow night. The Bottom Lounge - - no, it was NOT named after me... I'm just their mascot - - with doors opening at 8pm. $10 in advance, $13 at the door.
Maybe, if we're lucky, one of The Joans will give us their take on the hub-bub happening between Faye Dunaway and Hilary Duff these days. Inquiring minds want to know.
And speaking of Faye Dunaway, Joans - - Hit it!