1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
Depends on the person, really. I mean, I'm not sure why, but I tend to find a guy's feet sexy, and yet, when my ex had his nasty-assed clonkers parked on each side of my head while I "drilled, baby, drilled," I thought they were the ugliest things on the planet.
For me, any part of the body can be sexy on the right man. But if a man is not nice or kind or funny or giving, it's hard to find ANY part of him sexy.
2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
Over. And I only know this and have an opinion about this because this was a question on The Newlywed Game YEARS ago and I thought to myself...
"I need to figure out where I stand on this issue tout de suite! In case I'm ever on The Newlywed Game."
Cause that's gonna happen soon. Yeah right...
3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
Hell to the yeah! I've called in sick to stay in bed with SEVERAL sexual partners.
Not at separate times, I mean several sexual partners in one bed on that one day.
If you're going to use a sick day, make it worth your while, you know?
4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? If so, at what age?
My Dad did, but I can't remember how old I was. I just remember telling him that I didn't think that I would ever put my penis in a vagina, and he chuckled and told me that I would change my mind about that.
Wrong again, Batman.
5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
Lick my ass.
No, I don't mean, "How DARE you ask me that question! You, Sir, can lick my ass!" I mean, "You want to rock my world? You, Sir, can lick my ass!"
Bonus (as in optional):What does sex mean to you?
Sex means ever having to say you're sorry.
No. Damn it. That's "love."
Sex, to me, means anything from mutual masturbation to handballing and everything in between.
I know some people who don't think it's really sex unless a vagina or an ass is being pounded. To those people, I always ask...
"So, is a mouth no longer a hole?"