BOYS IN CAPS
Yes, he's cute, but see the mark just above his left nipple? Here's a close-up.
Looks like some sort of crocodile-shaped tattoo, right?
Is that a LaCoste tattoo?!?
(And if so, why?!? So he can appear rich and label-conscious when shirtless?)
Or is he just a big fan of the Burt Reynolds movie, Gator?
(And if so, fuck him for stealing my idea! I love that damn movie!)
So, his sag doesn't show off any underwear. Big deal.
Who wants to think about underwear when going commando looks this good!
(Can anybody turn this into a 3-D picture for me? Anyone?...)
DAMN, I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT
At first glance, these boys seem to be
young, dumb and straight-as-they-come. But y'all...
Two guys, one apartment, chartreuse on EVERY wall...
It doesn't really scream "We love pussy!," now does it?