Their ad should read, "Come for the Pizza, Stay for the Crazy" because while we were there, our ultra-cool server - - a tattooed lesbian with a faux-hawk wearing a t-shirt that said "It's Not Easy Being Easy" - - kicked out a drunk gay guy who then called her a bitch 482 times, demanded his money back and then threw it in her face, which did nothing but make her laugh.
I adore her and now hope to be her.
Right before we left, she was serving a pizza to four homos behind us and when one of them asked for a fork, she said...
"Yeah, usually the bottoms want silverware."
If I don't find a man soon, I'm going to ask her to marry me.