Friday, November 30, 2007

Fratboy Friday

Thank God it's Fratboy Friday...

I know what you're thinking. But trust me, look up from his crotch. See? He's wearing a cap.

I didn't notice it the first 27 times I looked at this picture either.


I got nothing. No quippy comment. No smart-assed remark. He's. Friggin'. Hot.


So natural. Just two guys, hangin' out... with their butts... hangin' out...

Is that a map of Texas on the left cheek of the guy on the right? God, I love the rednecks.

I wish he would turn around so we can see if everything really is bigger in Texas.


We don't see the alcohol, but we know it's there. Why else would there be a guy wearing bubble-wrap shorts and junk in a Super Gulp cup?

Now, do you understand why I buy that size of Diet Coke every day? In case this dude stops by apartment, he's got to have something to wear.


Palm Springs Savant said...

Super Gulp...or is that Super Gag?? ;-)

Stephen Rader said...

Rick - Whatever it is, BRING IT!!

Polt said...

I think the drunk dude needs to prove he needs a Super Gulp. Follow up photos needed!!! :)


Aaron said...

Let's just hope he's not using that cup because he's too lazy to hit the john...

*cricket* *cricket*

Sorry to kill that buzz...;-)

Michael said...

SO hard to work with a boner. I LOVE me some boy in cap.....

Steven said...

I thought that "appendage" looked familiar. ;-)

Mark in DE said...

Boy in cap: HOT!
Sagger: HOT!

You always find the BEST photos.

Mark :-)

Stephen Rader said...

Polt - Yeah, he is setting himself up for harsh comparison by saying that "John Thomas and His Two Carry-On Bag" are large enough to fill a Super Gulp Cup. Let's not look at any follow-up photos. They'll only disappoint us. :)

Aaron - Kill the buzz? I'm sure that CREATED the buzz for a few of my leather-clad readers. And you know me - - make it a little tawdry and "behind the barn" and I'm all for it.

Michael - Thank you! "Stephen Rader's Fratboy Friday: Making Viagra Unnecessary Since 2007."

Steven - Yep! Now you understand why the regular "Gulp" just isn't sufficient for certain... needs. :)

Mark - Well, I figure if I'm going to click on porn as much as I do, I might as well pass on the good ones. And also slightly make fun of the incredibly hot boys in the pictures, so that I won't give up all hope of ever looking like that and then dive right into the Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding.