Friday, November 30, 2007

Fratboy Friday

Thank God it's Fratboy Friday...
BOYS IN CAPS


I know what you're thinking. But trust me, look up from his crotch. See? He's wearing a cap.

I didn't notice it the first 27 times I looked at this picture either.

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SAGGERS

I got nothing. No quippy comment. No smart-assed remark. He's. Friggin'. Hot.

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MOONERS


So natural. Just two guys, hangin' out... with their butts... hangin' out...

Is that a map of Texas on the left cheek of the guy on the right? God, I love the rednecks.

I wish he would turn around so we can see if everything really is bigger in Texas.

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DAMN, I WAS SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT

We don't see the alcohol, but we know it's there. Why else would there be a guy wearing bubble-wrap shorts and junk in a Super Gulp cup?

Now, do you understand why I buy that size of Diet Coke every day? In case this dude stops by apartment, he's got to have something to wear.

8 comments:

Rick Rockhill said...

Super Gulp...or is that Super Gag?? ;-)

Stephen R. said...

Rick - Whatever it is, BRING IT!!

Polt said...

I think the drunk dude needs to prove he needs a Super Gulp. Follow up photos needed!!! :)

HUGS...

Aaron said...

Let's just hope he's not using that cup because he's too lazy to hit the john...

*cricket* *cricket*

Sorry to kill that buzz...;-)

Michael said...

SO hard to work with a boner. I LOVE me some boy in cap.....

Steven said...

I thought that "appendage" looked familiar. ;-)

Mark in DE said...

Boy in cap: HOT!
Sagger: HOT!
Mooners: HILARIOUS!

You always find the BEST photos.

Mark :-)

Stephen R. said...

Polt - Yeah, he is setting himself up for harsh comparison by saying that "John Thomas and His Two Carry-On Bag" are large enough to fill a Super Gulp Cup. Let's not look at any follow-up photos. They'll only disappoint us. :)

Aaron - Kill the buzz? I'm sure that CREATED the buzz for a few of my leather-clad readers. And you know me - - make it a little tawdry and "behind the barn" and I'm all for it.

Michael - Thank you! "Stephen Rader's Fratboy Friday: Making Viagra Unnecessary Since 2007."

Steven - Yep! Now you understand why the regular "Gulp" just isn't sufficient for certain... needs. :)

Mark - Well, I figure if I'm going to click on porn as much as I do, I might as well pass on the good ones. And also slightly make fun of the incredibly hot boys in the pictures, so that I won't give up all hope of ever looking like that and then dive right into the Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding.