Mitt. Is that really his name? Or was he just bad at Lacrosse in school and got gloved a lot.
All five of Mitt's sons are old enough to serve in the military. And apparently all five are either straight or have the morals of their father and don't mind lying about their sexuality under the ridiculous "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
Mitt's response to why none of his five sons are fighting the War in Iraq...
"One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."
As usual, Jon Stewart and the writers on THE DAILY SHOW, have the best response to Mitt's pathetic answer to this very important question...
UPDATE - 8/9/07 - 11:13 PM: Apparently, the boys at Viacom and Comedy Central are living in the Dark Ages and don't want clips from THE DAILY SHOW on YouTube anymore. I'll see if the clip is still on my TiVo and transcribe what Jon Stewart says.
Hey Viacom and Comedy Central: Lighten the fuck up. Oh yeah, and blow me.