Yeah, yeah - - you twinks have your cute, white Pumas, but they ain't nothing compared to pair of these crazy-assed Batman Shoes from Japan...
Even the box they come in is kick-ass...
Here's the question: I think these shoes are so friggin' great - - there's a black & white version if you don't care for the Technicolor version - - but would I ever get laid again if I wore these walking through Boystown?
I mean, would the Homos just look at me and start humming Dionne Warwick's "Walk On By?"
Or would these psychedelic Bat-Shoes soon be resting across the broad shoulders of a hunky, gay fanboy with a thing for shaved-headed cabaret singers?
I can dream, can't I?
6 comments:
Very cool!
I do think you would get laid, and by just the right kind of guy.
THAT'S the tune I hear when the gay boys pass me. I KNEW I knew it........
Sport em! Either color would be cute and they will attract the right kind of guy for you too! Can you imagine your surprise when he rips off his clothes to reveal a superhero outfit fitted oh so
perfect ...oops...thought this was fantasy super hero talk time! :)
Whim, Lance, Lance's Friend, Michael & Rad Homo - Thank you!! And let's go with the "fantasy super hero talk time!" Let's do it!!! :)
I used to have some Joker Keds back in the day...still might actually somewhere.
I would wear those in a second -- after all, I'm not getting laid the way it is so they might actually bring me luck.
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