I just discovered a great new comic book / fanboy blog - - Kung Fu Rodeo - - and after reading this post, I am in need of 16,800 yen, STAT!
Yeah, yeah - - you twinks have your cute, white Pumas, but they ain't nothing compared to pair of these crazy-assed Batman Shoes from Japan...
Even the box they come in is kick-ass...
Here's the question: I think these shoes are so friggin' great - - there's a black & white version if you don't care for the Technicolor version - - but would I ever get laid again if I wore these walking through Boystown?
I mean, would the Homos just look at me and start humming Dionne Warwick's "Walk On By?"
Or would these psychedelic Bat-Shoes soon be resting across the broad shoulders of a hunky, gay fanboy with a thing for shaved-headed cabaret singers?
I can dream, can't I?