However, in my online research I have found that The Onion is slightly late in it's coverage of the McCain bus-and-truck tour. That story is SO "last hour."
You see, due to the problems with Greyhound, McCain is now hitchhiking from town to town - - a rugged and also cost-efficient mode of transportation.
McCain is doing quite well hitching from truckers. He's even learned a few tricks "on the road." Here he is promoting his new "McCain Sucks For Bucks" fundraising drive.
But oddly enough, that's not his real money maker. Here's McCain doing his now-famous impersonation of Katharine Hepburn. This one's always good for a few fives and tens when the hat is passed.
Hey, McCain. That's great! Can you do a PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN impersonation for us?
"Arrggghhh. I be Johnny Depp! Give me all yer booty fer me campaign! Arrggghhh!"
Desperate times call for desperate campaigners.
*Special Thanks for Alex for stealing her "Lion in winter, pussy in summer" joke.