Monday, August 06, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest #4

I know that you're all busting with antici - - (Say it! Say it!) - - pation, so I'll get right to the... ahem... meat of it.

The winner of the "My Favorite Caption Contest" for Week #3 is Eric (Eric Reda? Eric Bana? Erica Kane?) with this clever caption...


"My dick is as purple as these shorts. Ya gotta problem with that?"

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a purple... ummm... I'll just stop right there.

In keeping with my current Robin fascination, I give you this picture from Burt Ward's website for Week #4's caption contest...


Burt Ward with some sort of Bat-Raygun pointed at Frank Gorshin. As Mandy Patinkin says in SUNDAY IN THE PARK, "So many... possibilities..."

Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, August 11th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

The deadline is a little earlier this week, so hit it and get it, y'all.

17 comments:

Eric said...

YAY! I won!!!!!!!!! You'll have to wait a little longer to find out which eric i am ;)

Michael said...

Congratulations, Mysterious Eric. ;)

Stephen Rader said...

Eric & Michael - Oooo.... Eric is going to remain mysterious. That makes me wet!!! I think I'm in love with him!

Eric said...

Do you want to end up like the Joker after he gave me that look? Now open up.

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - I thought for a second that your suggested caption was you talking to me... and again I got wet!!!

But hey, that works for the caption, too. It works VERY well! :)

Michael said...

"No, riddle ME this....who's getting the anal widener whether they want it or not?!?!

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - I love it! I LOVE IT!!!

Reminds me of that movie... oh, I forget the name... where that woman has only one line of dialogue in a SciFi film and keeps repeating it to find the best line reading...

"I didn't ask for the ANAL probe."

"I didn't ASK for the anal probe."

"'I' didn't ask for the anal probe."

"I DIDN'T ask for the anal probe."

"I didn't ask for THE anal probe."

"I didn't ask for the anal PROBE."

Shirley Heezgay said...

"It's called a 'Colonic Irrigation' and you're gonna LIKE it, damn it!"

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - Brilliant! Absolute brilliance!!!

"Colonic Irrigation." Lord knows I like it! :)

Lance Noe said...

I have 3:

1. Green is MY signature color, bitch!

2. Thats right slave your going to take this ALL THE WAY!

3. HAve you been using my enema gun, AGAIN!!!

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - Once again, I am PROUD and HONORED that I know you! You ain't right and that is proof positive that somewhere - - not too far back - - our family trees intersect.

My family tree rarely, if ever, forks, but I'm sure that intersects with your's somewhere! Love you!

Lance Noe said...

Honey, we have the same tree. Though my father refered to it more like a schrub or vine.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - Well, in that case, our shrubs have cross-pollinated. Oooo... that sounds dirty... and I love it!

Eric said...

So you are the one that stole my purple eyemask! Get ready for the AssBlaster!

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - Okay, who are you?!? Whoever you are, you make me laugh longtime! :)

Lance Noe said...

"YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"


It is lame but it popped into my head

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - I like it, I like it! Especially since Jack played the Joker. It all tracks back. :)