Saturday, August 11, 2007

My Favorite Caption Contest Week #5

Well folks, here it is. The moment we've all been waiting for.

No, Dubya didn't resign, Cheney didn't shoot HIMSELF in the face and Britney didn't hire a chauffeur!

I have the winner of My Favorite Caption Contest Week #4.

And, why did this particular person win? Well, other than the fact that his caption really made me laugh, let's just say I'm a sucker for a man shrouded in mystery. Especially when the mystery man also has a wicked sense of humor with punchlines centering on an issue near and dear to my heart: Hot, kinky, Dom/sub sex.

Yes, the winner for the second week in a row is Eric. The man who, as of yet, has no last name (How Cher...), no blogger profile available for us to peruse and who is not in a hurry to reveal his "secret identity."

But, I do so love a good mystery. And I love his caption for the bizarre Robin / Riddler pic. Eric wrote...


"Do you want to end up like the Joker after he gave me that look? Now open up."

Isn't that great? I love it when a man wearing green briefs and a yellow, satin-finish cape tries to be all butch. It's exciting, silly and endearing - - all at the same time.

Congratulations, Eric... whoever you are...

Now, in keeping with our superhero theme, I give you Week #5's pic...


Yeah. That's a lot, isn't it?

I have no idea who this is, what function he is attending or which friends allowed him to WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THAT, but he looks like he's having a real good time, bless his heart

FYI: "Bless his heart" is Southern for, "He's so stupid."

So, give the boy a caption. Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, August 17th at 5:00 p.m. (CST).

Note to Eric: You know, if you don't tell us who you are soon, I might have to start calling you Deep Throat. Are you? Would you?

18 comments:

Michael said...

I know who he is. And I ain't saying a word. And I think he deep throated a giraffe once......

Lance Noe said...

1. "OH yeah! She wants me!"

2. ...And there, hiding secretly in the crowd, was non other than the sinister, the diabolical, the criminal mastermind MR. POT BELLY himself!

3. Bill Gates at the annual Halloween Party

Bob said...

As the picture was snapped, Norman said to his friend, "You know, Eugene? I think the tube socks are a bit much, don't you?"

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - Deep throated a giraffe? A real giraffe? Or one of the two sculptures on Elaine Place? Or are you insinuating that the mysterious "Eric" blew a really tall homo... like Tommy Tune or something? I need more clues. Can I "Phone A Friend" or something?!?

Lance - I love 'em all. Especially, the "OH yeah! She wants me!" That is the exact expression he has on his face, isn't it?!? Wild.

Bob - Love it! As if the tube socks are the "Glamor Don't" in this ensemble! :)

Just me Raven. said...

Caption:

"Awwwww, Bless his heart! He's wearing his new Under Roo's!"

Lance's friend said...

"#14 of things to do before I die is done. Next up is french-kissing Rosie O'Donnell."

Stephen Rader said...

Raven - Love it! And he SO is wearing them!!

Lance's Friend - A picture of this guy frenching Rosie wearing THAT outfit would be the photograph of the century!!! :)

Eric said...

well, at least I got free booze.

Stephen Rader said...

Eric - Okay, WHO ARE YOU!?!?! You're damn funny and I'm afraid if you win this little blog contest of mine three weeks in a row, I may have to blow you.

Actually, I'm hoping that if you win three weeks in a row I get to blow you, but still...

Funny caption. Very funny.

Eric said...

HA! HA!

Michael said...

LOL!!!!

Shirley Heezgay said...

Roger bravely disrobed to provide a visual definition of "Fat Skinny Guy."

Shirley Heezgay said...

Hey Stephen,
I have a question for you...
Do all Southerners know about the "Bless Your Heart" thing?

I saw Ida Slapter in PV last winter and she said the same thing! I think she was from Georgia or Louisiana or something.

Lance Noe said...

Bless 'em IS the pen ultimate southern statement!

well, that and

I swan!
Lord god,
Ya'll

Lance Noe said...

OH and "Nice, very nice!" which loosely translates to "I so don't give a fuck!"

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - Okay, buddy - - that caption of your's is sheer genius!!! And if the truth be told, I chose this picture because my last boyfriend was shaped JUST LIKE THAT. "Fat Skinny Guy," indeed.

Oh, and yes, all Southerners know the translation of "Bless his heart." These are truths I speak. Lance is SO right!!

Especially about the "Nice, very nice!"

Lance Noe - I love you!!!! A Southern belle genius!!!

Oh, and Shirley Heezgay - Ida Slapter: Who is that and how do I get into her fan club? That is the best name EVER!!!!

Shirley Heezgay said...

Here you go!

http://www.myspace.com/theidaslapter

If you're ever in P.V. you should totally check her out. So so funny.

Stephen Rader said...

Shirley Heezgay - Thanks for the link! I can't wait to check her out!!