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And before you even try, I'm booked for this weekend, but you can put your name on the list and I'll make sure you get some "special time" with Dickimus Maximus as soon as possible.
But be careful what you wish for... you may not be able to handle it!
Thanks to David at HELL IN A HANDBAG for introducing me to this great Adult Film Star Name Generator!
7 comments:
I haven't used this yet, but I'm just sure I'll have a kick-ass moniker like Sparkles McGee or Dimples Malone...
Mine came up as Golden Delicious mmm....
Mine was Sandra Spunk. How lame is that? No mention of ta-tas, no mention of hoo-hoo. Nada.
Dirk - Dick Cocks. I like it. It gets right to the point!
Kristie - Golden Delicious. If that isn't the perfect name for you, cuz, I don't know what is!!!!
Lance's Friend - Sandra Spunk. Hmmmm.... While there isn't any mention of tah-tah's or hoo-hoo's, I think the "Spunk" part really sells it. I'd watch a Sandra Spunk video ANYTIME!!!
I'll need to see a copy of your answers in order to determine the validity of this name, Rader! Mind, I'm not accusing you of cheating...outright... And, as I have always told you, "Rad" is the only name you need. So it will be "Liza," "Madonna," and "Rad." All three, adult film stars. I will begin a new quilt pattern to honor this moment in our collective history...
Master Aaron - You lived with me. You should know how true "Dickimus Maximus" is!! :)
Sometimes you have to turn a thing over to find the price tag, I suppose. (sigh) Alright, Rader, for the general public, you got it growin' down there. I could here revist that famous truth, that it is God's little joke, giving the bottoms the huge cocks, but it seems so out of place here, what with the sheer classy-ness 'n all...
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