Tuesday, August 21, 2007

TMI Tuesday

TMI Tuesday #7. And before you read any further, you should know that whoever came up with the questions this week seriously needs to get laid - - big time! For example...


1. What’s the deal with blue balls?

See what I mean? The TMI writer is hardcore horny and doing a lame-assed Seinfeld imitation. Like THAT ever got ANYONE laid. Oy...

What's the deal with blue balls? Well, let's see... hmmm... oh, yeah... they hurt like a MoFo, that's the deal!

Now, get down there and finish the job. Use puppets and Silly String if you have to, but let's make it to the "Happy Ending" already! I'm not laying here for my health, you know!!!


2. What is the hottest vehicular sex scene in a movie?

I hate to say it because it stars Tom "Closet Craz-ay" Cruise, but...

That scene in RISKY BUSINESS with young Tom and Rebecca De Mornay having sex on the EL at night is the hottest!

And since I live in Chicago, it's tempting...

Ever so tempting to try and... recreate...


3. Strap-on? yes, no, give, receive?

One look at my "Toy Box" - - okay, it's more of a "Toy Closet" - - and a question like this is easily answered.

Not that I have a strap-on in there - - I'm not that much of a lesbian Dominatrix... yet... - - but anything that adds to the fun, I say "Bring it!!"

Bring two if they're small.

So, the answer is: Yes. Give. Receive. Request. Demand. Now!


4. What is the average penis length?

One and one half inches shorter than mine.


5. How do you stimulate his prostate? Guys, do you like it?

How do I stimulate his prostate? With anything long and cylindrical that I can get my hands on!!

Yes, for certain men, this does include the occasional Extra Large Thermos.

Do I like it? Baby, pack a lunch and stay in there for the day!!

Note: The "pack a lunch and stay in there for the day" part is where the Thermos comes in very handy.


Bonus (as in optional): Confession Tuesday... tell me a secret!

Okay, here's my little secret: I'm blonde.

No, it's true. Check it out...

Nothing says "Future Homosexual of America" quite like white knee socks with brown dress shoes.

Add the canary yellow shorts with matching v-neck pullover and you can spot my Kinsey number a mile away.

Oh, I miss my blonde hair.

Hell, I miss my hair.

7 comments:

Michael said...

Awwww, what a cute picture. Who is that? ;)

RAD Homo said...

cute pic....I would of played with you as a kid...I had a thing for blondes :-)

Master Aaron said...

Are you honestly saying you haven't had sex on the L?!?!? I had sex on the L seven times before I understood enough about what was going on to name it as nonconsenual. And then, once I understood how it all worked, I had it again and again and again...and at least _I_ was consenting... A lot of my friends wonder why I no longer ride the L; truth is, I'm BARRED from the L...I have to go now...

Shirley Heezgay said...

I think I still have those same socks somewhere.

Is that velour!?

Stephen Rader said...

Michael - It's me, bitch! This was taken the year before I discovered cynicism... and vodka...

Rad Homo - Do you have a thing for shaved-headed boys now? :)

Master Aaron - Well, there's sex on the L and then there's "SEX ON THE L!" I want the latter. Naked. Suspended. Invaded. You know...

Shirley Heezgay - I'm sure it is/was velour. That's a fabric that is in serious need of a major comeback!!!

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

LMFAO @ #4!

Such a cute kid!

Stephen Rader said...

Whim - Why, thank you! :)