Saturday, August 25, 2007

Too Precious To Serve

I'm pretty sure lots of people have already seen this, but just in case, here's another brilliant piece from THE ONION...


'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General


Funniest Quote From This Or Any Other ONION Parody...

Interviewer: "How many soldiers' lives is the life of one gay man worth?"

General: "Seven"


Outstanding.

P.S. The latest ONION headline to make me truly laugh out loud...

6 comments:

Palm Springs Savant said...

The Onion never disappoints...always good for a laugh when I need it most too. The BK thing was hilarious.

Stephen Rader said...

Rick - The BK thing is funny - - it's funny because it's true!!!

lance's friend said...

The state of Tennessee has a sex offenders registry online, and one fellow is actually listed as a sex offender because he committed, and I quote, "military sodomy." Discuss amongst yourselves...

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - "Military Sodomy?" Is that fucking while in the military or fucking OVER the military? Because if it's the latter, then shouldn't be charge President Bush with "Military Sodolmy?!?!"

lance's friend said...

What bush is doing isn't military sodomy. What exactly is the term for being screwed with a flaming hot fireplace poker?

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - I think that's called, "Being Bushed."

I've had it done to me. It ain't pretty.