Do you hear that, y'all.
It's the sound of an axe slowly chopping it's way through a teeny tree.
The sound of a movie star scrubbing and waxing her floor and DEMANDING that you remove your shoes. (No need to remove your socks, however. She can handle the socks.)
The sound of Hollywood Royalty jogging down the street with her maid driving the convertable beside her as the glamour girl runs faster and faster, muttering to herself and the universe, "Survive! Survive! Survive! Survive!"
Yep, it's THE JOANS!
They play tonight at Jackhammer ( 6406 N. Clark) in The Flesh Hungry Dog Rock Show.
It's only $8. You can join me there. But not at Perrino's.
"Damn it, Perrino's is MY PLACE!"
"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the dirt!"