Thursday, August 09, 2007

Pantsed

I learned a new word today: Pantsed.

It's a simple, little word. The Urban Dictionary's definition is succinct: Having one's pants pulled down.

Used in a sentence: "I got pansted today at school."

How did I find this new word? Well, this little clip popped up during one of my YouTube searches. What I was searching for is irrelevant. I plead The 5th.





Why, oh why was I so against pledging a fraternity when I was in college?

These frat brothers walk around commando and jerk each others' shorts down to their ankles, exposing their hot asses and, as the boy in the above video so eloquently puts it, "My balls!"

They spank and paddle each others' butts and scream out "Thank you, Sir. May I have another?"

And they get uber-drunk on kegs and kegs of beer and end up pissing on each other.

I have to pay quite a bit of money to go to very specific leather bars on very specific nights to get that kind of action. If I was in a fraternity, I could have been in on hot scenes like that EVERY NIGHT!

Youth is wasted on the young and hot, gay sex is wasted on fraternity brothers.

Well, maybe "wasted" is the wrong word. Especially if they let me join in.

11 comments:

Lance Noe said...

I always got pissed when I discovered that the "straight guys" were anchoring down in caramel cove more than ME!

I was like what up???? I AM EASY! PUT ME IN COACH!

Palm Springs Savant said...

oh you ARE naughty, but then again, I always knew that. As for me, let's just say I was a regular at The Eagle for several years...

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - Put US in!!! Or put THEM in US! Err... I mean...

Rick - A regular at The Eagle!?!? Baby, I have a plaque with my name on it. Right next to urinal #3! :)

Lance's friend said...

That doesn't seem sanitary somehow...

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - It may not be sanitary, but it's a Hell of a lot of fun!

Lance's friend said...

I could say something involving sanitary napkins, but I'm not.

Stephen Rader said...

Lance's Friend - Oh, I like that. Kind of adds to the kinky. :)

Aaron said...

I understand that you can get your freak on for free at Touche on watersports night...

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Note taken. Thank you!

And how do you come by this information, hmmm?

And by, "come by," the pun is intended.

Aaron said...

Let's just say I keep my eyes and ears open (but not my mouth! WOOOOOGGGH!)...

Or because they have posters and tent cards all over the bar, and it's written on their blackboard marker thingie...

(Yes, I spend too much time in bars on weekends...gotta do SOMETHING when I'm not a Joan!)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Well, seeing as how THE JOANS are on the cover of magazines now and adding gigs left and right, you better enjoy your free time while you have it. You're on the verge of becoming a big rock star!!! I can't wait to be a full-time JOAN groupie!