I learned a new word today: Pantsed.
It's a simple, little word. The Urban Dictionary's definition is succinct: Having one's pants pulled down.
Used in a sentence: "I got pansted today at school."
How did I find this new word? Well, this little clip popped up during one of my YouTube searches. What I was searching for is irrelevant. I plead The 5th.
Why, oh why was I so against pledging a fraternity when I was in college?
These frat brothers walk around commando and jerk each others' shorts down to their ankles, exposing their hot asses and, as the boy in the above video so eloquently puts it, "My balls!"
They spank and paddle each others' butts and scream out "Thank you, Sir. May I have another?"
And they get uber-drunk on kegs and kegs of beer and end up pissing on each other.
I have to pay quite a bit of money to go to very specific leather bars on very specific nights to get that kind of action. If I was in a fraternity, I could have been in on hot scenes like that EVERY NIGHT!
Youth is wasted on the young and hot, gay sex is wasted on fraternity brothers.
Well, maybe "wasted" is the wrong word. Especially if they let me join in.