No, this isn't another picture for a My Favorite Caption contest......although it should be...
This is picture of Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt - - you know, the guy who claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole's daughter a few months back.
"Why is he naked?," you ask?
Well, now he's claming that a group of women pulled up next to his Rolls-Royce, asked if they could take his picture and then robbed him and stripped him at gunpoint, leaving him naked and cuffed to the steering wheel.
Sounds logical to me. I know that last time I found a 64 year old man naked and cuffed to the steering wheel of his Rolls-Royce, he told me the very same thing had happened to him...
...right after he asked me if he could touch my balls... as a friend...
The "cuffs" don't look too tight, though, do they?
I mean, it sort of looks like he might have "cuffed" himself... among other things.
My favorite part of this whole thing is that someone had the forethought to snap this picture BEFORE helping Prince von Naked-NumNuts out of the "cuffs" and into a pair of boxer briefs... and Old Navy flip-flops.
I mean, those women took everything. His dignity AND his shoes. They left him his cap, though. Guess he didn't want to be naked AND display his bald spot. That might have killed him.
Thanks to one of my new favorite bloggers, Shirley Heezgay, for bringing this story to my attention!
9 comments:
I know we have to do certain things for ourselves from time to time, either because there is no one around to do them for us, or because, in the words of that famous songstress, "Nobody Does It Better," but there is nothing sadder than having to tie yourself up, I'm guessin'. At least he prepared in the event of discovery; he tanned.
Master Aaron - He did indeed tan!!! Well, when you're a Prince, you've got a rep to protect. :)
I saw this story (sans picture, however!) on Lady Bunny's blog, and commented that he probably forgot to tell the cops that the ladies were paid dominatrices and that it was a "scene" gone horribly wrong.
She replied that, according to her reliable sources, his preferred "scene" partners would not be female...!
Aaron - Oh, how true. How true, how true.
Well, I mean, come on - - he IS married to Zsa Zsa!!!! The only men gayer than the men who marry Zsa Zsa are the men who marry Liza!!
Oh, Stephen, how you flatter me!
Thanks for the shout out...
Shirley Heezgay - You're welcome!
ayem8y - I think Zsa Zsa would understand. She'd probably give you her blessing.
I mean, he's not giving her any, even though the both want the same thing (a good, stiff one... and I'm not talking about cocktails... well, I'm not talking about "tails"...
Handcuffs are hot.
Prince Frederick is not.
poor chap...He sure loks for attention...he is going through his maleopause
Dovajorth - I don't know. There's something to be said for a man with a title who drives a Rolls. Dear Lord, just typing that makes me feel way too "Anna Nicole" for words. :)
rad homo - First off, have to say I love your blog! Very hot.
Secondly, you're so right about the "maleopause." Obviously, Prince Ass-For-Brains obviously had a hot flash in his Rolls-Royce and took off his clothes to readjust his body temperature.
And THEN, those horrible women took his clothes. Yeah... that's it...
You think the police will buy it?
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