Too many brilliant responses to mention, but my "First Runner Up" for Week #6 comes from Jer of "you're being ridiculous" who wrote: "It's like I always say...Never trust a man who says he's just going to put the tip in..."
But for the sheer VOLUME of brilliantly funny response, this week's winner is Philip. And trying to pick one submission from Philip's TWENTY captions was difficult, but since A CHORUS LINE is currently being revived on Broadway, I chose this for Week #6's caption...
Conjoined at the most unusual of places, the Capputo twins went on to star in many other films such as "Just the Two of Us," "Pelvis and Butt-head," "My Brother's Sphincter", and of course, the award winning "One Singletted Sensation."
The third movie in the list makes me want to create a parody film of NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER entitled, NOT WITHOUT MY SPHINCTER. Set in my bedroom. The plot sort of writes itself, doesn't it?
Now, to top Week #6's picture, I had to go deep - - DEEP - - into some weird-assed pics, but I think I've found the perfect picture to follow-up the BUTT-HOLE WRESTLERS.
Let me say right now that I don't think I'll be able to find a weirder picture than this one, though. That said, here's the image for My Favorite Caption Contest Week #7...
Yeah. Suddenly the connection between Ang Lee's THE HULK and Ang Lee's BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN makes sense. In a truly sick way.
So, let the captioning begin. Deadline for possible captions is this Friday, August 31st at 5:00 p.m. (CST).
You know, the boy in the Hulk pic may be weird, but I love his star tattoo. Maybe I should get one just like it. And one of those "Hulk hands." Hmmm....
Update - 8/25/07 - 8:18 PM - Be sure to check out Shirley Heezgay's new caption contest, "Caption This." I love this boy's blog!!!
9 comments:
"Instead of going blind as he was told he would, somthing totally unexpected happend when Rick spent too mcuh time playing with himself."
1. Bradley's doctor took one look and knew. Bradley was suffering from that rare communical disease, gayousanalfistis!
2. the real strong arm of the law
3. "Don't make me angry! you wont like me when i'm angry". "OH YES, I WILL" said little stephie as he threw his legs in the arm.
Lance's #3 is hysterical!
Here's one for ya:
"Jimmy's new Fister Dildo was a bargain bin treasure!"
Whim, Lance and Shirley - Okay, ALL THREE of you made me laugh out loud!!! To the point that I probably disturbed my neighbors to the point of calling the cops!!! This is going to be one GREAT week of captions!!!
By the way, poodle, you gave me credit for last week's caption. I wish, but not mine.
I wonder how many people i can knock out with this thing?
Okay, folks. Once again, my friend Philip (that sounds a lot like MY FRIEND FLICKER doesn't it?) can't post a comment here on ARE YOU THERE, BLOG?, so he sent me his caption submissions. And once again, there are several and they are brilliant!:
-Don't make me flacid. You won't like me when I'm flacid.
-ho ho ho. Green Giant.
-Envigorated by the message of Al Gore's Oscar winning film, Little Jimmy Meredith took "going green" to a new level.
-Hit me with your best crotch.
-Surprisingly. . .not into fisting.
-Always industrious with his hands, Jason Burton was termed "ambisexterous" by his classmates.
-Never underestimate the power of a nice, firm handshake.
-I cannot fit it in a box.
I cannot fit it in my socks.
It fits in almost no one's can.
I do not like my penis hand.
-Admitedly, directly following his discovery of a magic lamp was NOT the best time for Aaron to accept his best friend's "dare."
-Hey stranger. Can I give you a hand? Or how about we just shake on it?
-I asked the doctor for a Monster shaped cock. I didn't think to specify WHAT part of the monster.
-Even worse than his "affliction" was little Tommy Riechert's unfortunate habit of always sucking his thumb.
-There once was a laddie from Greenland
Who's penis was shaped like a green hand.
He'd squeeze like a fist
With his foreskin-ed wrist,
And punch you right into a dream land.
-"Nice basket."
the dr. seuss rhyme is BRILL! i hate phil, he is funnier than me
Lance - That's what happens when you become friends with writers - - all of a sudden someone ELSE IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE ROOM. I'm not sure that I like it... :)
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