In the original cast of NINE was a lady named Shelly Burch. She sang "Unusual Way."
Well... she is from orlando and moved back there in 2002. I was in a play with this crazy ass bitch in 2003. Girl, that bitch is insane! I love her but she is NUTS.
Story 1: there was a 21 year old hotty in our cast and she looked at him one night backstage and said, "god what i wouldn't give to bend over this piece of wood and have you shove your cock in me!"
Story 2: she showed up in our dressing room one night, with out a bra and only panties with a question to ask me about 1776.
Story 3: she was on stage, ON STAGE! oh yeah, i should mention, this was a children's show, and she is about to sing a song and she scooted forward and her dress scooted up with her. the man on the front row noticed and she noticed he noticed and said and i quote, "hey mister, this is a children's show, you shouldn't be looking at MY HOOCH!"
Story 4: same scene different night, the little girl playing the lead was on stage (with) mrs. certifiable and screws up her line. crazy looks at the child and says, completely out of character, "don't worry munchkin they don't know you fucked up."
Story 5: opening of act 2, party scene at the barn dance, yes the barn dance, i am on top of a platform and cuckoo for cocoa puffs walks out and up to me, puts her hand on my crotch and says into a hot mic, "looks like your packing a big one in that holster tonight!" and begins to sing!
Story 6: after show met and greet. one of the biggest agents in town comes to see the show. the deranged diva walks up to him and says "if you sign me you'll find out that singing and acting are not my only talents." then she licked her lips.
Story 7: backstage ready to enter, mic on, "my pussy itches!"
THE BITCH IS CRAZY! but she CAN sing!
Personal Note to Shelly Burch: Shelly, if you happen to find this, I have three things...
A) I am in love with you... hard...
B) I want to act/sing/party/do children's theatre with you, and...
C) Did you bang that 21 year old? Well, did you?!?!?!