Monday, August 13, 2007

Bush's Geppetto Resigns

Karl Rove is leaving the White House at the end of this month.

It will be interesting to see what will happen to "Georgie Porgie Wooden and Sly" after Karl - - nicknamed "The Architect" - - is no longer "The Man Behind The Curtain" on Pennsylvania Avenue.

I mean, have you ever seen Bush speak when Rove is drinking a glass of water? Neither have I.

Maybe Geppetto's wish came true and his "Little Wooden President" is finally "The Real Decider Guy."

Maybe The Wizard looked in his black bag and gave Dubya a brain.

I doubt it.

P.S. Is ANYONE in the Bush Administration going to go to prison? Or are we going to allow each of them to ride off into the Texas sunset, their pockets lined with Haliburton stock, their tracks covered, without any concern for the once-great country they have destroyed?

5 comments:

Aaron said...

I fervently hope that ALL members of this administration go to prison. And Karl will be "dancing" for a whole different reason. They might even make him wear a humiliating costume...

Michael said...

WHA.....WAIT......HUH?.....HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!?!
(Michael bursts into tears of joy)

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - With any luck, Karl will be dancing as some guy named Diego's hot bitch in the very near future.

Micheal - Yeah, the local papers and news stations aren't talking about the Rove resignation very much because Brad and Angelina are in town. They know the REAL new stories, don't they?

Alex said...

....another one bites the damn dust.

Stephen Rader said...

Alex - Yes, but I wish he was biting a pillow in prison - - where he belongs!