The Apollo Theatre, where we will be performing Disney's Aladdin, has 440 seats.
So I better work extra hard at writing some killer jokes, rehearse my funny and get my magic tricks on par with the uber-groovy Doug Henning.
Why? Because according to this quiz I just found over at the always fabulous Shirley Heezgay, if those kids turn on me, I'll only be able to take 15 of 'em in a fight.
Not only that, I'm toast that's painted blue and wearing harem pants. Not pretty. At all.