A "better late than Thursday" TMI Tuesday.
1. Early bird or night owl?
Night owl. Definitely a night owl.
Speaking of Nite Owls, is there any chance that Patrick Wilson might be naked in the upcoming Watchmen movie?
I remember a scene in the graphic novel where Nite Owl strips off his clothes before making love to the Silk Spectre. Hope that scene is directed by Chi Chi LaRue in the film version.
And if you're wondering, this IS what it's come to - - looking at sex scenes in comic books and hoping that hot actors will be in the film version of those sex scenes so I might possibly see .032 seconds of "wee wee." Don't judge.
2. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
On a bed in the Hyatt Regency with the first boy I ever kissed.
I started out having sex at the Hyatt, moved to hour-long "hit it 'n get it" sessions at the Motel 6 and wound up looking through a devil mask as Elaine Stritch blew me in a piano bar bathroom.
There's a memoir in there somewhere.
Or a one-man show. With me in a white, button-down shirt and tights.
3. On a scale of 1-10, how happy are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest)
I'd say I'm a 7. I'm happy. I would love to find a man to share my life with, but until then, I'm blessed to have my health, a roof over my head, a good job, venues to express myself artistically and a tremendous amount of caring, loving friends.
Best of all, both of my parents and my brother are included in that list of friends. When you and your family work at and choose to become friends, happiness comes easily.
4. Are you more submissive or dominant?
Submissive. Definitely submissive.
Come on. You saw that picture of me in The Slut Meme. I'm flagging right. You don't need flashcards, folks.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not only do I believe in it, I look forward to it.
Bonus (as in optional): Describe your bed time habits. What side do you sleep on? What do you usual wear? Any night time rituals?
Habits? I fall asleep on the couch watching tv and then move my half-asleep ass to the bed. I sometimes forget to take out my contact lenses, so that when I wake up, they've become fossils in my eyes, but that's about as thrilling as it gets.
Which side? Usually the left side, but I'm versatile. When need be.
What do I wear? As little as possible. If I get a late-night booty call, I don't want to be fumbling with impossible tasks like "buttons." Again, "hit it 'n get it."
Rituals? None really. Sometimes I stay up to see who the Mystery Guest is on What's My Line on GSN, but that's about it.
That's my life: late-night booty calls and Arlene Francis in a bedazzled blindfold.
Combine that and a bottle of poppers and it's a friggin' Mart Crowley play.