This is the Spritzer Scandal as explained by a 3 year old Princess. Dressed in a pink fairy gown. And sipping a pink beverage.
A pre-school combination of Suzanne Sugarbaker, Cinderella and Karen Walker wearing Shelby's signature colors. It don't get no gayer than that.
"Everybody at school is taking about it."
Things certainly have changed. I didn't keep a Trapper Keeper folder full of news articles about governors purchasing prostitutes until I was in the 5th grade.
They grow up so fast, don't they?