Ah, 420. I love a little Mary Jane from time to time. (Do the kids still call it that?)
Except every time I smoke a little, I end up eating everything (everything, not everyone) in the room, which is bad for a person with hips the size of mine.
It also sucks that just one puff on a joint and I sound like Bea Arthur for the next two days. And not just Bea Arthur, but Bea Arthur after she's smoke a joint. And fucked Harvey Fierstein. With her tongue. It ain't pretty.
Speaking of Miss Bea, here she is with Rock Hudson singing one of my favorite tunes. It's from the musical I Love My Wife and it's perfect for today as we celebrate all thing cannabis. "Here's Everybody Today is Turning On."