1. Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend, who are you (more) mad at?
My boyfriend cheats on me with my best friend? Very Knots Landing. If this happens, can I be Val? I always wanted to be Val...
Seeing as how being my boyfriend and being my best friend involves me both loving and fully trusting you, I would be more hurt than mad. Hurt equally by each of them.
And like true Southern women taught me, once you've hurt me and deliberately violated my trust, you are no longer a part of my life.
I defer to the motto Bette Midler chose for her company, All Girl Productions...
"We Hold a Grudge"
2. Is there something someone could say to you that would cross a boundary of not being able to take back or forgive them?
A former boyfriend of mine once broke up with me because (and these are the precise words he used)...
"You're just not good looking enough to date."
Yeah. He said that to me and I was actually able to talk to him after that, invite him to parties, see him at bars and not break a beer bottle over his head and gouge it into his jugular.
So no, there really isn't anything I can think of that someone could say that could keep me from forgiving them. Plenty they could DO, but not really anything they could say.
3. What non-sexual body part do you find the sexiest?
There are non-sexual body parts? Fascinating...
Where can these be found? And don't say "Between Krakatoa and Deep Inside Happy Land," because trust me, I've explored WAY up in there.
4. Would you ever consider cosmetic surgery to have the perfect body?
The assumption being that I DON'T have the perfect body?!?
Well, IF I happened to not actually HAVE the perfect body, I doubt that I would consider cosmetic surgery. Even if the doctor called it "Minor surgery."
As my father says, "Minor surgery is when they're cutting open someone else."
5. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Oh yes. Definitely. Any place that my lips can physically reach. Truthfully. Any place.
Please note that this is why I don't know of any non-sexual body parts. Every inch of skin has the potential to get the party going, right?
Bonus (as in optional): If you were going to have a one night stand, who would you rather it be with- an ex or someone totally random you just met.
Sex with an ex would and should be less of a one night thing and more of a "fuck buddy whenever needed" thing.
For one night stands, I prefer the kindness and kinkiness of strangers.