Primarily because he is an incredible social worker who spends his days working with children who have been abused or who are mentally challenged.
The stars in that Heavenly crown also will be his because the stories he tells from working with these kids are at time friggin' hilarious.
He just told me that Evander Holyfield spoke at his school this week and one of Jeff's students raised his hand and asked Mr. Holyfield...
"Do you wipe your ass with money?"
Luckily, Mr. Holyfield would neither confirm nor deny that claim and Jeff spent the better part of the afternoon trying to explain to this inquisitive student why that was not an appropriate question.
Put that in your Kids Say the Darnedest Things and smoke it.