You know that amusement park saying, "Scream if you want to go faster!"
What should I do if I want to slow the fuck down?!?
I am currently extremely busy at Season of Concern every week day and rehearsing almost every night.
Coming up this weekend, we start technical rehearsals, and I'm performing both Saturday night and Sunday night.
At two different benefits.
Saturday night, I'm performing and leading the live auction for Emerald City Theatre's Annual Oz Ball. Yep, as the Genie.
I wonder if I can parlay this Genie gig into a job at Blue Man Group.
Toilet paper Thrower. Marshmallow Mouth Stuffer. Camera Down a Throat Guy. Something...
Sunday's event is going to be a blast.
I'm singing at the Taurus Speakeasy, a benefit for Theo Ubique Theatre Company at the No Exit Cafe alongside Bethany Thomas, Danielle Brothers, Missy Young, Dana Tretta, Jeremy Trager and my good friend Rus Rainear.
Joshua Stephen Kartes is providing the accompaniment and don't spread it around, but Carol Channing will be in attendance. In fact, I'm doing a duet with Ms. Channing.
No, this does not make me Pearl Bailey.
It's $10 at the door and $10 for unlimited beer, so come and support a great cause.
And drink. A lot.
My performance of Ursula the Sea Witch's "Poor Unfortunate Souls" is MUCH more entertaining when you're too drunk to conjugate.