King Size with Hoodie

To those who think I was being a little unfair in my assumption that Mr. King Size was anything but in his skimpy little Speedos, I offer this picture, also from WetBoxersGuy, as proof that...

When you're REALLY packing something that is "King Size" and you wear a small-sized pouch, we can not only see "it," we can learn your religion!



Look at it! Even HE'S astonished at how big it is!

Isn't that picture great? I can't tell you how many times I've been heading down to the beach in nothing but my white 2(x)ist jock thong and said to myself...

"Is it chilly out? Do I need a hoodie?"

P.S. This picture below is also in the same post by WetBoxersGuy and this is quite possibly the hottest picture and the hottest man I have ever seen in my entire life!

As my good friend over at The Babblings of Whimsicalnbrainpan commented in yesterday's post about My New Imaginary Boyfriend over at DIRTY FUKKER...

"I love you Stephen. You really need to get laid."

Amen, sister. Amen!