1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday?
I had a salad.
Of course, this was after a liquid lunch of never-ending Cosmos at Aaron and John's Memorial Day party, so don't think just because I had a salad for dinner I treat my body like a temple.
I treat my body like a whorehouse.
A whorehouse that just happens to look like a temple.
2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?
Well, "right now" is almost 10:00 p.m. and I just got in from dinner with Eric and Philip at Halsted's Bar & Grill and then late night ice cream at Cold Stone Creamery, so there ain't NOTHIN' in my wallet but a debit card, a CTA Chicago Card Plus and the personal card of a boy I met on the bus... who was very cute... very, very, very cute...
3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn't like?
So few men flirt with me - - it's usually less coy than "flirting" and more along the lines of "You wanna?" Still, I rarely look a gift horse in the mouth - - whatever the fuck that means...
Someone coming on way too strong, however, always turns me off and I usually just say that I have an early day in the morning and leave like a gentleman. People who have known me for a long time know that the best way to get me to NOT do something is to try and push me into it.
I don't like being pushed, being told what to do or being told that I "need to do" this or that.
A boy I recently went on a date with sent me a ton of text messages one night and when I called him to stop the frenzy of texts...
...well, first he acted shocked that I was calling even though we had been texting each other for about 20 minutes!!!...
...but when I told him that I couldn't text anymore because I only get 100 text messages a month, his response was...
"Oh, you need a better plan."
"No. I need you to stop text messaging me."
I don't NEED to do anything but die and pay taxes, as my Daddy used to say.
4. Do you believe the theory "Once a cheater always a cheater"?
No, but I do believe that if you get him through him cheating on his significant other to be with you, then when he's your significant other... well... you do the math.
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
And nothing quite says "Kinky bitch" like this picture of Tom Welling from God-only-knows what episode of SMALLVILLE.
Well, there are other "Kinky bitch" pictures that I could post, but, as Master Aaron says, "it would shock the children."
Bonus (as in optional): Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
I haven't ever and won't ever pay for sex.
Now, have I ever BEEN PAID for sex? Well, you didn't ask me that, now did you?