Saturday, September 22, 2007

My Kind of Sports

I just saw this little clip over at WetBoxersGuy and this much is certain:

If football was played like this - - with everyone wearing just boxers - - I would have not only joined my high school football team, but I also would have become the greatest Center to ever play the game...



But that's nothing compared with this next video of a guy at baseball practise - - fielding, batting and best of all, sliding - - and he's wearing only a cap, a jockstrap and a smile.

Yes, he's only wearing a jockstrap. He's straight. In a jockstrap. Practising baseball. And he put the video on YouTube.

As Romanofsky & Phillips sang...

"It's getting hard to tell the breeders from the queers."



Be sure to watch the whole clip because after this guy slides into home plate about 38 time, his buddies move the camera all over his bruised and banged up body.

And that's not even the best part.

This guy has a bruise the size of Nell Carter on his right ass check and one of buddies is off camera looking this guy's brightly bruised ass and says out loud...

"Look at that cherry!"

I nearly feel out of my chair.

The whole world is turning gay, but listen up newbies: I was here first! The line forms in the rear. Pun intended.

8 comments:

Lance Noe said...

he is tapping the hell out of himself! that needs to be looked into!

Stephen Rader said...

Lance - I'll look into that, alright! That whole video is 48 shades of wrong and I love every friggin' inch of it!

Polt said...

Jock-man has a very nice bubble butt, but my GOD look at those thighs!!!

I could lost between them for days...and not want rescued!

HUGS...

Stephen Rader said...

Polt - I guess when you go to baseball practise WEARING ONLY A JOCKSTRAP, your thighs and butt get REALLY buff. Dear Lord...

Palm Springs Savant said...

I wish all sports were played that way. The world would be a better place.I agree with polt on the butt and thighs-o-death

Stephen Rader said...

Rick - Yes, I'll order three of him - - one for you, me and Polt.

Alex said...

Okay....I said it when I was 7 and I'll say it again:

I Don't Understand Men.

Stephen Rader said...

Alex - It's sort of like this: If men can't fuck it, they want to kill it. And if they can't kill it, they want to fuck it. That's it. That's all.

All of the problems of this world that have been caused by men can be boiled down to that formula.

Scarey, ain't it?