If football was played like this - - with everyone wearing just boxers - - I would have not only joined my high school football team, but I also would have become the greatest Center to ever play the game...
But that's nothing compared with this next video of a guy at baseball practise - - fielding, batting and best of all, sliding - - and he's wearing only a cap, a jockstrap and a smile.
Yes, he's only wearing a jockstrap. He's straight. In a jockstrap. Practising baseball. And he put the video on YouTube.
As Romanofsky & Phillips sang...
"It's getting hard to tell the breeders from the queers."
Be sure to watch the whole clip because after this guy slides into home plate about 38 time, his buddies move the camera all over his bruised and banged up body.
And that's not even the best part.
This guy has a bruise the size of Nell Carter on his right ass check and one of buddies is off camera looking this guy's brightly bruised ass and says out loud...
"Look at that cherry!"
I nearly feel out of my chair.
The whole world is turning gay, but listen up newbies: I was here first! The line forms in the rear. Pun intended.