Friday, September 28, 2007

Childrens Do Listen

On Wednesday, President George W. Bush, speaking in defense of his education policy while surrounded by children, said the following...

"As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

- President George W. Bush, Sept. 26, 2007

Are he and Britney in some sort of personal feud to see who can sink the lowest or appear the dumbest to the American people?

George, in the words of a Stephen Sondheim song from INTO THE WOODS...

"Careful the things you say. Childrens will listens.
Careful the things y'all does. Childrens will saw. And learns."

Four hundred seventy-nine days to go, everybody.

Think we're gonna make it?


Valyna said...

Oh. My.

On another note, I just realized you've linked me as a hot babe on your sidebar ;) I love you... Have I told you that lately?? I am, however, slightly disappointed that you didn't stop by my place to spank me on Weds. You seem like a spanker ;)

*in my best Marilyn Monroe impersonation....*
Happy Friday, Mr. Rader

Stephen Rader said...

Valyna - Ooooo baby!!!!

Can I get a belated spanking in!?!? Dear Lord, I hope so!!!

Cause you're right - - I am a spanker!!!

P.S. I love your Marilyn!

Aaron said...

"Think we'll make it?"

To the nearest toilet, perhaps...

Stephen Rader said...

Aaron - Hell, even making it to the nearest toilet is doubtful with Dubya at the helm.

Anonymous said...

Do ya _have_ to put his picture on your blog? I haven't eaten lunch yet.

Stephen Rader said...

Dana - Sorry about that. I should have put up a warning buoy or something. :)

JOE * to * HELL said...

there he is, with his peer group.

Tina said...

LOL! I missed this one. I kid you not, it's like Bush and Brittney are in competition to see who can embarrass Americans more. They truly need to hook up and breed. It'd be a hoot.

Stephen Rader said...

Joe - And even some of those kids have that look on their face that says, "What a friggin' moron!"

Tina - If Bush and Britney bred (try to say that three times fast while dancing at the VMA's with Dick Cheney's hand up your ass), the child they would have would probably make Einstein and Stephen Hawking look a little slow.

I mean, if two negatives make a positive, wouldn't two half-wits make age Brainiac?!?!